dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

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muffinmachine:

My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police

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bl-eehh:

I think it’s funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them

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slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

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poopflow:

roughrimjob:

meladoodle:

she got a pussy like the grand canyon

dry and sandy

possibly filled with dead bodies 

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shavingryansprivates:

hannabarbarian:

basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in poison gas for 20 minutes and then die what’s the big deal

i don’t think that’s how you play basketball

(Source: dysphoriadaughter, via fully---torqued)

vandalswithjetpacks:

The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.

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mermaidsandmisandry:

things i dont need in my life:

• wasps
• those stringy things on the banana
• commercials on youtube

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treeyonce:

resume: sometimes i can draw straight lines without a ruler

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flockas:

digivolves:

who the fuck uses email still

people that need an appropriate way to tell their professors that they will suck some big things for an A!! Can I get an amen!!!

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ehhhr:

has anyone tried typing with their boner 

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